Welcome to the new homepage of the revitalised Multiverse Monitor! This is the place where you get to see all those stories you only ever dreamed about! Learn exactly what is going on Upstairs! Hear the latest on those hidden lovers working around you! See the most gruesome 'Sue deaths of the month! Find pictures of in-Canon Lust Objects! ...but be careful not to drool on our back issues, will you? They're valuable and we've only got so many copies.

For Everyone, The Tabloids! In All Their Glory!

Dafydd's Many Women! SO Found With Roses!
Missing People! Drugged Bleeprin! Lust Objects!
The HQ Pool! Glompage! LO pictures!
Replacements! Invading forces! Bleepsinthe!
Mystery Assassin! Life Beyond HQ!
DBS On Fire! Holidays!
Rogue Assassin! Things to do! Weaponry!
Exploding Minis! Races!
Song Contests! Killer Assassins! Christmas!
Surrealism! Gilbert and Sullivan! ACTUAL HOROSCOPES!
Lust! Censorship! Meticulous Scientific Analysis!
SO Murdered! SO Murdered! SO MURDERED!!!
Stuff. News. Effort.
Note to any budding Reporters: We have several stories that NEED WRITING!!! Go to the page below to choose one (AKA This Needs Doing, Now Help):

Available Stories

And, since there's no sense in the Editors being situated somewhere away from their creation -and so that you know who to blame -you might as well drop in.

The People Here Are Responsible.