What needs to be done...
THESE HEADLINES NEED TO BE WRITTEN. DO NOT PANIC. THEY ARE NOT ALL ARTICLES.
(Aaaargh, the caps-abuse...)
-What happened with those Agents and the SWAT Team?
-Medical: The revealing and shocking effects of lemonade!
The HQ Pool: Real or Myth?"
"Legolas Glomped by Crazed Assassin!"
"Asassin Burns Down Department of Bad Slash"
"The Sue Conspiracy"
"Sue Taxidermy in Ten Easy Steps!"
'Bleeprin Derivatives: What Medical Doesn't Want You To Know'
'"I Was A Sue!" One Agent Reveals Her Shocking Story!' Taken by Twiggy.
'Is There Life Outside HQ?'
('"I Just Can't Cope," Says Tearful Elf!') There could also be a Canon-Spotting feature.. characters seen entering FicPsych, that sort of thing.
'Money: How To Get A Salary Out Of The Flowers That Be.'
- Makes-Things On Strike? Consoles Louder than Ever!
- "ALIENS STOLE MY MARY-SUE!" Outraged Agent And Others Speak Up!
Quote: "Just as I was about to stab 'er and everything! I'm shocked!"
"MYSTERY ASSASSIN STILL AT LARGE".
What Goes On in DAVD?
Clover Caught in Compromising Situation!
Who's the Hottest Agent? (Ow...)
How to Get a Day Off.
Agents Possessed in Bad Slash 'Fic!
Random Plotholes in Lounge --Where is Makes-Things?